All I have to say is fuck you 2012, you were a living piece of shit. The only thing that made this year at all tolerable was the incredible fucking amazing shit put out by the artists on this list, and those I was too lazy to make an honorable mentions for, but if you made it onto this blog consider yourself on the extended version of this list that I can’t bring myself to make. I don’t believe that any of these are better than the next one on the list, so don’t look at this as a rank, there are no numbers, just a list of fucking amazing shit.

I V A C A T I O N I N Y O U R H E L L TOP ALBUMS OF 2012 (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

TASH WILLMORE – BROKEN BLOODLINE
No bullshit here at all, pure fucking beauty and love from one of the most beautiful bitches I’ve come across.

∆AIMON – FLATLINER
Dark as fuck and amazing.

BLACK MARBLE – A DIFFERENT ARRANGEMENT
You want pop shit, they bring it fucking holding your balls.

MODERN HOWL – Jasco C​.​W
Blazing fucking a new territory I’ve not previous known in music.

BL/\CK CEILING – DVST
Just front to back, fucking insane, love this shit so much I could eat this bitch.

CROSSOVER – GLOOM
The CROSS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST, IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT GET THIS SHIT.

DARK MOTHER – ANDA
SO UNDERRATED IT MAKES ME FUCKING PISS BLOOD, I CAN’T STAND THE INSANITY OF THE UNIVERSE THAT THIS DID NOT GET WRITTEN ABOUT MORE, GET IT IT’S FREE AND IS MADE foR SOMEONE BETTER THAN YOU.

FEATURELESS GHOST – Personality Matrix
An instant classic from the moment it dropped, if you don’t know the singles by now, you’re just trying to piss my shit off.

OOBE – DELPHI
One of the strongest debut albums I’ve ever fucking heard, so great and accomplished this could have been number one if I was fucked up enough to put numbers to this shit.

BATHAUS – ARCANE|||CUT
Do you not own this the fuck already, great output in 2012, this one hold a very special place, when the world closes up shop, I will leave this on repeat to play in the void.

INHALT – VEHICAL EP
From another time, very fucking special.

NAADYN – TROR
A voice that has no fucking competition, an amazing record, one of the best writing songs today, this is her at the top of her game.

TSTI – EVALUATIONS
MUSIC + SONGS = YOU NEED THIS SHIT, every track is fucking good.

RITES WILD – WAYS OF BEING
I don’t know what to say about this other than get this shit. You should, don’t fuck around.

TRUST. – TRST
Had a big fucking year, I won’t rubber band his balls because he’s going to ride the beer wave, great shit, a record worthy of finding some kind of middle-stream audience. Meaning it’s good, if that’s not clear.

SIGNS – BANANA CLIP
This came out of NOWHERE, there should be tons more shit by Signs asap, that’s a FUCKING ORDER!!

SOFT KILL – SEVEN HUNDRED / CURRENT – 7″
SINCERE AMAZING POST-PUNK

PICOBOTS – MELANIE GRIFFITH
SINCERE AMAZING NEW WAVE

▲NDRΛS – INVINCIBLE
IF you didn’t say what the fuck when you first heard this shit drop then you must have had your cock or lady cock stuck in an electrical outlet at the time, just fucking wow to this shit.

THE TRAVELING KNIFE – MISSING
I’m not sure if this guy wants to make music, or have people find it, he sincerely seems to be dodging having a decent online presence, but MISSING IS FUCKING AMAZING, this ep is fucking free and necessary white witch bullshit.