I’m really glad they were able to turn it around this year at Coachella, they did a great job of providing a balanced 2018 lineup that will appeal to people who really care about music, and more importantly art. This could have turned into a shitty corporate mainstream shit-fest, as all indicators have shown that it was going to bottom out, as each successive year lineups have been drug down increasingly by artists who are propped up by a corporate elite view of music, but this lineup literally silences all shit-talkers and flips a giant middle finger at fan-boy critics who said this festival was over years ago. I honestly can’t wait to go, buy a $6 churro, an $8 glass of lemon-scented sugar water and warm my hands around giant dumpster fire, I wonder if they are going to just set up one massive dumpster, or if there will be different sized dumpsters set up where each stage used to be. Anyway, I think I’m going to buy one of their fancy $2000 tents this year.
Rumor Alert!: The massive dumpster is going to bring out a ton of surprise guests including a hologram of Hillary Clinton.